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Marriage by the Percentages

Back in December Bonnie and I watched a Hallmark Christmas movie almost every day with our lunch. I like them for the most part—because I like almost everything about Christmas. However, when our preacher exposed his negative feelings from the pulpit towards “those Hallmark guys,” that’s the closest I’ve ever come to saying “amen” out loud in church.  Probably good I didn’t. The last time somebody shouted “amen,” everybody turned and stared. Not only that, but the preacher lost his place. (Kidding, but it could happen.) Those Hallmark guys give everyday husbands a bad name. They …

Searching for a Star

It was a dark and stormy night. Definitely not a night to be separated from the comforts of home. The weary travelers shivered as they searched for the star that had guided them in the past. After all this anticipation, would they be late for the big event? Then, a momentary pause in the heavy snowfall revealed its glow—and our friends pulled into our driveway just in time to visit our Christmas open house before it was over. Every Christmas for the last few decades, we’ve had a lighted star that has occupied a spot …

So Much More “Flex”ible at 32

September 18, 2023 I’ve fallen into a daily routine in my senior years. I’ve become very predictable. In fact, you probably already knew I was going to write that. It was different, though, back when I taught school. Things changed up constantly, and I had to stay on my teaching toes. Some of the biggest changes took place in the early ‘80s. We moved into our new building.  On top of that, our administration figured we might as well try a new schedule. Instead of six 55-minute periods, we’d shave a few minutes off each one …

A Nudge to Budge

I was shopping at my favorite tool store when I ran into one of the horticulturists from our county extension center. After we exchanged greetings, she reminded me of the potluck lunches the center hosts every month during the winter for area master gardeners who volunteer in the community garden. I had a perfect non-attendance record for these winter social affairs and hadn’t planned on ruining it anytime soon. But there’s something about a personal invite. I told her thanks, I might come.      A few weeks later, on the day of the next …

Dap’s Yapp App

I have a friend who complains that he talks too much. He tries to corral his tongue, but with certain people and situations words run loose out of his mouth anyway. He wanted me to suggest ways to help him keep them fenced in. First, I asked him to list some of the triggers for those verbal stampedes. Here’s what he came up with: Witty people. He explained that he can’t just simply listen and enjoy their gift. He feels he has an obligation to be witty too. So he rambles on, hoping that some …

A Not-So-Cozy Christmas

My wife is super lucky to have a shopping partner like me. I can peel open those clingy produce bags almost as fast as she can drop in the zucchinis and peppers. I’m about 90% on picking the good melons. And we can usually find the expiration dates on items when we squint together. Once in a while I wander off, though, which can be a problem since the cart wanders with me. The last time I did I ended up in the nut section. (No snarky comments please. It’s the Christmas season. However, since …